Commissioned writings.

Worry not readers - writing still continues.  It is only publishing that has been delayed - and that is at the bequest of those who have recently been commissioning my works.
If you are interested in having a work commissioned yourself, feel free to contact me as listed on the top right of this blog.
Rates are negotiable depending on the type of writing you are looking for (some things I enjoy working with more than others) and the breadth you might want written.

There are several personal stories in the works based primarily on my writings with some willing hucows who have shared their stories with me.  I am taking care not to put their generosity to waste.
CNP

New story - and hucow interviews!

Candace the Cowherd is up at Smashwords, should make its way to Amazon and other fine retailers soon.  Enjoy.

It is an older story of mine, there will be more chapters to come... eventually.  I've got a second written, but it's not tied into the first or the third - both of which need much more editing - and I'm focusing on a a bigger project currently.

Morwen's Hucow Dreams has been occupying my time - I've been interviewing real hucows and am trying to give a better documentation of the descent into the lifestyle.

If you are a hucow, or thinking of becoming one, feel free to contact me to add your input!

CNP

Halloween Story is up

It's that time of year, and it was a dark commission.  I felt uncomfortable writing it, I can only hope you feel uncomfortable reading it as there is some pretty big squick to be found.

That said, it ends in a nice place.

Unholy Spirit Hospital is up at Smashwords, and likely will only be found there due to its content.

Enjoy!
CNP

Definition of a Hucow

I feel like the urban dictionary didn't quite suffice.  So to abate any confusion here is a concise description of what exactly is a hucow.
There will be some more fleshing out of the finer details.  But I felt there needed to be a basic introduction to the concept for those completely unfamiliar with the fetish.

Hucow

[hyoo kou]

noun, plural hucows (Archaic) hukine.

1. (feminine) A woman who chooses to be objectified for her breasts and ability to lactate.  The woman is often further objectified as though she were a cow.  Hence human cow, or hucow.  She prefers to be treated and spoken to as though she were an animal.  Her breasts are likewise referred to by the corresponding parts of a cow, ie: udders.  She is submissive to her dom, often called her owner of master.  In cases of multiple cows ownership, the owner is referred to as a farmer.  Hucows are often penned together except during milking.  In extreme instances a hucow is used for breeding, usually on larger farms or hucow ranches.  Sometimes breeding is used as a mechanism to induce lactation.  The male involved in the breeding process is sometimes referred to as a bull, but he may or may not be a hucow himself.
2. (masculine) A man who chooses to be objectified for his ability to produce sperm, sometimes called his milk.  He is often referred to as a bull and is objectified as though he were one.  A prized bull is one that is often successful in breeding hucows.  Bulls are sometimes used in breaking in newer hucows.  Bulls are generally penned separately from one another and the hucows they are meant to be bred with.  In rare cases the male may also be induced into lactation.

Hucow

A hucow by any other name would still be called Petra.

Petra

Take a trip over to hucow.net if you haven't been already.  Another important reference site in my next story's homage.

Edit:  and the image is down, but the link is still up and you can find more like it there - apologies about that!

Nearly All Things Hucow Erotica

This is one I'm sure you've all seen.  If not, enjoy.  It was certainly the picture that brought me to this fetish.

I was using it as a reference point on the current story.  Only seemed fitting to put it here for those interested!

New Story: Consumer Test Panel: Bimbo Notions

It's up!  If you're a user of Kindle Unlimited you can get it for free!

New story coming soon!

Just a heads up - a new story is coming!  Should be out by the end of the day - I'm just finishing up the editing process!
CNP

Ghost Demon of the Tree is up

You can find the latest ebook here .
It is Smashwords only for now until the giant eases up a bit - so until then happy reading!
CNP

Complete Breixo Series Bundled

The first bundling has happened at last!  If you are looking to save 30% you can get the complete Brexo Artur Abreu saga on ebook for just $6.99. 

In other news, the latest commission has just been finished.  Once the cover is finished it will be posted on Smashwords and Smashwords alone.  The amazonian giant is currently keeping an eye out for dub con to use its ban hammer on.

Independent story in the works

The fingers are smoking as I type away.  Hopefully a new story will be out before the week is up!

Luxury Pets posted!

Success!  We are back in compliance with the Amazonian guidelines and the newest book is up!

You can find it now on Amazon and Smashwords!

Thanks for your patronage!

CNP

Soon it is!

Alright - the next story is finished!  Keep your eyes out for Luxury Pets in the next 12 hours or so!

Next story commissioned

A quick update - there has been another story commissioned, should be out soon!

The first blocked story - so now it is Smashwords only

Hello again - and alas for the late update.  It took a long time to try and get my latest story posted on Amazon - and it won't end up on there any time soon.  I've not the talent nor finance to go against the giant's whims.
Whatever the whims may be, The Facial Spa was enough to offend them.  I will respect those whims until later reconsideration.
So you, for now, you can now find it exclusively at Smashwords.
I hope you find it to your liking,
CNP

A new story coming soon!

Just finished writing a new story!  It's a continuation of the Ventriloquism story involving Cherry Leong.  Going through the editing processes now - will post here as soon as it is up elsewhere!
CNP

When the Cows Come Home

And the new Breixo story is up!
You can check it out at Amazon or Smashwords!
Feedback, as always, is welcome!  Hope you enjoy!
CNP

2 stories in the works

Expect 2 more stories by the end of the month!  Another Breixo and a follow up to Ventriloquism!

Consumer Test Panel: Herd Mentality is up!

And it's out and published - this one exclusive to Amazon.  This may prove to be the first in a series of stories that may not be directly related.
Also - it's the first story I've posted in nearly a year that wasn't directly commissioned.  It has been a good year.  Thank you!

I hope you enjoy my latest submission.  Consumer Test Panel:  Herd Mentality

CNP

New story due out tomorrow!

And we're off to a strong July!
All we're waiting on is the right cover and the next story will be making its way through the vetting at Amazon to become my first KDP select book!
I had fun writing it, I know you'll have fun reading.  Hopefully the KDP select experiment pays off in the process :)
CNP

Ashley Wants a Fat Cow

The story is up!  You can find it on Amazon or Smashwords.
There will be at least one more story to follow the Breixo saga.

Also, if we're lucky - should have another stand alone story out by the end of the month!

Thanks for stopping by - as always:  comments welcome.

CNP

New Story Coming Soon

Hello all,
The next sequel to the Breixo stories is wrapping up.  Will let you know again once it is posted!
CNP

writing again

Wow - it has been a busy past two weeks in the real world.  July looks to be even moreso. 
Dear readers, I am sorry for making you wait!
Good news is - the next Breixo story is due out soon.  Also a new (potential series of) stories will be in the works as well.
Thanks for being patient - looking forward to the next posts.

CNP

P.S. Yes, the World Cup is eating up good writing time!

Stubborn translations

Perhaps a futile effort, but I felt it one worth being made (as indicated by the hits to this humble blog) a poor translation of Rebuilding the Herd has made its way into the Spanish version.

Reconstruccion de la Manada is currently up at Smashwords, under review at Amazon.

That being said, I'm going to try and get a German version up (again indicated by hits).  I trust my Spanish skills to a greater degree than my German.  And my Spanish skills aren't that great.

At any rate - none of this is slowing down my regular writing - two stories on the burner that should come out within the next month.  One of which will be a continuation of the current saga commissioned by Mike Lee.

Why Buy the Cow is up!

Newest story is finished - now it just has to go through the wringer at Amazon before posting.  12 hour average, so I'm told.

UPDATE:  Alright, according to the search engines, you can now find Why Buy the Cow on Amazon.  Let me know if you have any trouble with the link and we'll repost as needed.

UPDATE 2:  Smashwords version is now up and running.

New story to be up this weekend

Hopefully sooner.  Hopefully tomorrow. 
Of course, I have to finish writing it, but there's only a chapter left.
This will be a follow up to Moo Thai and the continuing adventure of Breixo Artur Abreu and his history with the Facility.
Cover is already made - now to get back to that last chapter...

Ventriloquism is up!

Amazon Link or
Smashwords Link
Whatever your poison or preference - I hope you enjoy!

Oh, and in case you were curious - the links to the right with pictures all lead to Amazon (found the majority of readers have easier access since their accounts are already set up).

Writing continues for the sequel to Moo Thai and there are a few other bits in the works that should bear fruit soon.

Moo Thai got its first review!  Many thanks Robin!

Review by: Robin on May 12, 2014 :
I was surprised by my own reaction to CNP's stories. While these weren't kinks I ever even knew I had, the compelling way the characters resist and succumb to them--not to mention the satisfying way they bring the fate down on themselves-- make them irresistible to me as a reader, and this story's no exception.

Many thanks, Robin!  Simple things like this go a long way toward keeping the words flowing!

CNP

work delays

Apologies for recent lack of posts and updates.  Real life has a way of slowing things down, and that will be the case until writing becomes 'real life'.  Idealistically, maybe by the end of the year.  Until then there will be interrupted delays in updates as bills are paid and need addressed, alas.

Good news - there will be a new story posted within the next few days!

I'll be on the lookout for new sites and stories to post until then!

Cowherd got its first verified review - a good one, too!  Five stars at that!  Many thanks Momto4BookLover!  Very happy to hear you so enjoyed!

I usually stay away from the shorter erotica stories because I like to get lost in longer story and get to know the characters. However, when I read Cowherd's description I just had to buy it. I'm so glad I did. It is so well written and provocative. Usually in fetish books it is awkward and *so* not believable.

Anna is not only very like-able and believable, but the entire story-line flows smoothly and it's almost like you yourself are being hypnotized. Highly recommend.

Moo Thai is up!

Wow!  Busy week, no? 
Moo Thai is up - and there will be more to come as our generous benefactor Mike Lee has returned.

Down side?  Commissions will be closed for a short while as the next piece is worked on!

Also - how does everyone like the cover?  Hired a fellow who goes by designacover and was the first time we've worked together.

CNP

Cash Cow is up!

Here it is!  Cash Cow is the (currently) most direct sequel to Cowherd!
I do hope you enjoy! 

Also - a new book is soon to be posted as another commission is soon to be completed!
CNP

What a gem!

Look at this amazing find on tumblr:  Hucow Story Reviews 
Lots of goodies, oldies, and some fresh stuff.
I'm sure you will enjoy.

Hopefully a few of my stories will find themselves well reviewed in that direction to.

Speaking of that - a new story is grinding its way through the reviewers at Amazon as we speak!

A link will be posted as soon as it's up.
CNP

Another link sight

Alrighty - had some good time today to write and edit - hopefully we'll have a new story up by tonight or tomorrow early.  Taking advantage of the rainy weather!

Until then - here's another fetish site of a hucow variety: shanachan  A bit more into CGI and comics than models if you're not into that sort of thing.  But there are some classic pictures mixed in.

Enjoy!
CNP

Cowherd is up!

At long last I have converted my first story into ebook format.

Cowherd was written several years ago and is my favorite personal universe, but the one I am most cautious to add to. 

Not because I am out of ideas or that I'll bring about its destruction too soon... I have tampered with it and added to it sort of indirectly (Milking The Bank is a primary example). 

It is more of an act of superstition - and poverty.  I have written a second chapter to it.  Twice.  On a separate computer each time.  Both computers are now fried. 

I am ready to put to words that second (and third and fourth) chapter.  I am not in a place where I can afford to buy a new computer.

Not erotica, just smutty.

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Breast Expansion on YouTube

Mood Boobs was a nice little jaunt and something I was rather surprised to find on YouTube.  The acting is likely the best part of this.  Alas there is no lactation - but there is breast growth, and that is a thing for me. 
I found it tittilating and thought I would share.
No nudity - but still NSFW

Screenplay is up

It Would Behoove You To Believe Me is up at Smashwords.  Happy Tax Day!

Here's the Coupon Code:  SL66U 
Code will be good until Friday the 25th!

Aiming for Tax Day (April 15)

Alright then, the next story will be up by the end of the 15th.  Tax day for the Americans.  I'm sure those who will need it will be happy to have it then, once all is said and done.

Screenplay Coming

A new story will be uploaded soon.  Frame of mind for formatting isn't with the author as a cold is overcome!

A little mundane update - but we realized that you had to be a 'registered' user to add comments.  Yeah, that's crap.  Unless spammers come and start doing wonky things - this blog will happily allow anonymous viewers to post what they want!

New Story Coupons!

Dear readers!  In an effort to thank you for following along (most especially in these early days of blog) we've got coupons!
The coupons are only through Smashwords, for now, and they expire 1 week from the day they are posted.  Also, if there are other authors out there reading this (and your writing fits this genre:) feel free to contact so I can help your sales, too!
Enough chatter! 

Here's this week's code for 33% off Milk Island:  TG98S
Today's coupon will expire on 4/11

Farm Girl, by Thethinkingman300

The Farm Girl, Chapter 1 is a great short story that has come out this year on Deviant Art.  Good news - that means it's free!  A simple story of a girl being turned into a cow - not much in the way of sex, but if you are into transformation stories that doesn't really matter.
DA has a lot of great content - a lot of original art.  And a lot of crap to plow through to find it.  Though there are a lot of good stories and images  - sifting through them can be a bit tiresome - especially if you are on a mobile device!  Be warned!
I do intend to link more here - a great place for artists to get started - and this is a great way to get them some visibility without forcing the browser through DA's search engine.

Milk Island

Milk Island is up on Smashwords!  Amazon update soon to follow!

Update:  Amazon ebook is coming!  A little hiccup along the way - they want to verify I am the author.  While a mild inconvenience - it is nice to know they are protecting people's hard work.  Hopefully there won't be any further delays and it will be up within 24 hours!
Thanks for your patience!
CNP

Update - Milk Island now up on Amazon!

Finishing up editing of the next story to make its way into the world of ebooks.  Will post the link when it's up!

Good news - a new story will be posted on Amazon and Smashwords this week.  Need to finish up editing and cover image.

Bad news - business will be taking me out of town for the next few days.  Will still have access to update, but won't have editing software.  Hopefully will be published by Saturday!

The aim is not to get the dreaded "Adult" brand from Amazon which my previous two stories have earned.  Unless it was the cover image, the word that earned them the brand was 'lactation'.  Who would have thought lactation would being the damning word...

Ah, the slow start of one facing a steep learning curve!  Alas, the updates, for now, may be slow - one every couple of days or so as we get this page up and running.

This blog will one day live up to its name of "Nearly All Things Lactation Erotica" and, from time to time, a little bit 'more'.

This is not to be solely a self promotional blog.  I want this to be a hub to help everyone find what they are looking for in this niche of fetish.  Long term - there is the possibility of hosting a website dedicated sole to things beyond just that of the written word.  There's a lot of great work out there - but it's scattered.

That being said, I want to be honest with my readers and subscribers up front.  The primary goal of this blog is financial.  I want you to buy my books! 

But this won't solely a self promotional blog.  I want this to be a hub to help everyone find what they are looking for in this niche of fetish.  Long term - there is the possibility of hosting a website dedicated sole to things beyond just that of the written word.  There's a lot of great work out there, a lot of exceptional writers and artists - but they're scattered.

It is then intent of this blog to remedy that!

Welcome!  Apologies for the mess (or maybe for the lack there of!) this blog is currently being built for your enjoyment!

Links to current ebooks are soon to come - hopefully you will, too!